| SPED
Party Follow-up October 1999
Bud is still Gay !
There really isn't anything to add to this topic.
Bud injured in freak caber tossing
incident
The Highland Games Festival took a turn for the bizarre during the
caber toss competition.
The competition was proceeding as usual with the first
tosser Dr. Dave. His toss was a little less than 3 feet.
Things got strange however during the toss of Terry
Smith. His first toss was an uneventful 2 feet. On his second toss he appeared to
lose control of his caber and in a moment of panic and desperation heaved the caber like
one might throw a 80 pound bag of dog food.
The caber (Bud) fell to the ground like a rag doll - a
hairy, skinny rag doll - with a resounding thump that stopped the entire proceedings.
After being administered by our crack medical staff (Dr.
Dave), the festivities continued but the caber toss event was cancelled.
The caber is recovered now but has issued a press
release announcing his retirement from the caber toss. He will be missed. |
SPED Y2K
Undoubtedly many of you are wondering what the theme for next year's
festival is going to be.
Well we don't really have
any yet but we will listen to suggestions. Let us know what you think.
Guest Column
(back by popular demand]
BUD by Chelsea Galos
Bud rhymes with mud.
He’s very, very, very, very, very weird.
He’s hairy!
He looks like like a tall, tall bear that has long hair.
He’s like Homer because when he thinks about beer or girls he
drools.
Your Friend,
Chelsea |
Highland Games a big success!
SPEDs from all over the world were on hand for the 1999 annual SPED
Gathering and the festival organizers termed it a rousing success.
Festival attendance was at an all-time high.
"We really appreciate everyone coming out here today and hope they have a good
time" said festival staffer Mom Lamarca.
Remember to all come back next year!
Contact Information
Mr. Mike
brewmaster@brewlabs.com
(717) 529-4068
Dr. Dave
mountainspirit@juno.com
(973) 555-5555 |